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Cramptionary
Tie on Tool sl. N. 1.Any alcoholic beverage.
Shank (Sh-ank) sl. N. 1. A Penis, a Rod, a Cock or a Dick.
Rist (wr-ist) - V. 1. The physical motion of pouring an alcoholic beverage down ones throat.
Cramper - Sl. N. 1. Anus, Asshole, sphincter, butthole.
RomeoSambuca - N. 1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of Sambuca, beer and orange soda.
Frat Zone - sl. N. 1. An area on a college campus where all housing consists of Fraternities. Homes are often adorn with the Fraternity letters.
Grazie - N. 1. A vegetarian pourage (similar to gumbo).
Ditty - V. 1. A dance most often seen being done by the B-52's frontman Fred Schnider.
Cram - V. 1.
A dance usually performed by three people (a dance sandwich if you will).
Ramahni - N. 1. A rare disease contracted by having sex with
an empty beer can. (Symptoms include: vomiting, diarrhea, blue scabs along
scrotum and an excess of ear wax.)
Loures - N. 1. A second hand department store located in
Sis, New Jersey, specializing in one of a kind home decor products.
Tasty Man - Adj. 1. An over exaggerated idea of ones sex
appeal.
Smurfette - Sl. N. 1. A blue condom with a white receptacle
tip. Resembling a character from the 80's cartoon The Smurfs.
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